103.7 Free FM - Generic Radio

About Generic Radio
Like a comfy pair of rabbit fur slippers, Generic Radio makes you feel all warm and cuddly deep down in your cockles (a real place, by the way, located right between your chops and your onions). Whether they're talking about medical marijuana, the ugliest man in music or how to throw your buddies under the bus, they do it in a way that says "come give Howie a hug". Discovered like William Hung in the cyber-soda shop that is internet radio, their stunning success has been nothing short of scrumtralescent. Join them, won't you? They'll be waiting with bells on. Seriously. Real bells.

Howie

a) Blessed with creamy smooth, alabaster skin, a love of early Salt-N-Pepa and a natural predeliction for all things melon.

b) Completed his Bar Mitzvah studies by correspondence course in a mere three days (whereupon he proceded to wander the desert for another thirty-seven).

c) Very recently produced a mixed-head offspring (big/not-so-much-big).

d) Pretty sure he knows who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong.

e) Hasn't been sick a single day in the last eight years. Figures his body is just saving it all up for one humongous congenital/syphilitic/leprosy-like finale.

Pags

Pags was born into a famous midget clown touring troupe that have performed for royalty throughout the world. He was forced to resign from the troupe due to a money laundering scandal. He studied journalism at the Les Nessman School of Broadcasting and interned with Dan Rather at CBS. The internship ended abruptly after Thomas help co-write a news story with Rather using fake military records of President Bush at the time of the last election. Today, Pags enjoys his time by assisting with the development of the Professional Midget Basketball League. He truly wants to give back to his people.