Tom Leykis Let Professor Leykis teach you about women (don't need 'em), kids (don't have 'em), marriage (don't do it!), and sex (get as much as you can with as little effort as possible).
Flash Friday –Part Four
Tom talks to a caller about growing up and starting his radio career in New York.
Flash Friday Part Three
Tom talks about how hard it is to stay on the air in Los Angeles over a twenty year period, and continues to read the list of radio host’s who have come and gone!
Flash Friday Part Two
Leykis reads off a list of people who have come and gone in radio through the twenty years Tom has been on air.
Flash Friday Part One
Its flash Friday and Leykis talks about how everyone should turn their headlights on to show loyalty. It’s also Tom’s 20th aniversity on air in Los Angeles.
Leykis 101 -Part One
Professor Tom teaches all the men out there out how to get more tail for less money!
Religious Beliefs
Tom wants to know how many of those people who claim they are religious actually show up to ceremonies and contribute to their house of worship. How many of you out there have changed your religion for someone else?
A One Night Stand!
Do you feel great after a one night stand; do you feel lousy, or maybe lonely? Tom wants to know!
We Love To Drink!
Because we know you love to booze we decided to make a "Booze Panel" where we’re going to talk about everyone’s favorite pastime, alcohol!
Economic Hard Times! –Part Two
Tom takes your calls, and wants to know if the job cuts and high gas prices affecting you?
Economic Hard Times! -Part One
Tom wants to hear from the people who are going through economic hard times, bankruptcy, foreclosure, or just too many bills!
George Clooney
George Clooney says he has no regrets with his lack of a long-term relationship or kids! He says his job gets in the way, Tom says, Good For You George!
Exhibit A!
Alex Rodriguez’s wife filed for divorce calling her husband an adulterer who emotionally abandoned her and her children! Now he has to pay a big price, shouldn’t this be exhibit A, why guys shouldn’t get married?
Advertising Jingles!
Tom wants you to call him and sing a Jingle that you can’t get out of your head!
Just Plain Stupid!
Tom wants to know if your day is continually dragged down by the ways that the earth has to conform to the majority who are just plain stupid!
No Commitments!
The economy is lousy which means no commitments, no wives, no children, and no lending money! Save your money and prepare yourself for the tough times ahead!
Eliminate Women from Your Balance Sheet!
You have to start thinking of women as an expense, and eliminate them from your list of expenses! You need to cross them off your budget!
Leykis 101-Part Two
If you’re having trouble with the ladies, Professor Tom is here to help!
Leykis 101 -Part One
It’s time for another edition of Leykis 101 where Professor Tom shows men how to get more tail for less money!
What Men Want!-Part Two
Tom wants to hear your comments, do you agree with match-maker Patti Stanger on what you need to do to make your relationship work?
What Men Want!- Part One
Tom reads an article on AOL about a woman who is a selective match maker, who says that men hate short hair, and women need to adhere to traditional gender roles to develop long lasting connections.
Grandma Is Just Looking For a Little Fun!
A 34yr. old grandma is looking for love on craigslist, as soon as she tells a guy she’s a grandma, they disappear! If you met a 34yr. old grandma wouldn’t you head for the hills too! Tom wants to know!
Gas and Economics
Tom talks about how everything is affected by gasoline. The price is going up, deal with it people!
The Cost of Gasoline
Leykis goes on a rant about how people whine too much about the price of gas.
Spying On Your Mate
If you have done some spying on your girl, and you have found some dirt, Tom wants to know!
Do Women Really Like Porn?
Tom discusses an article which states that Women truly dislike watching porn, and that they watch it for the men in their life. Do you believe this theory?
Starbucks vs. Economy!
Six hundred Starbucks stores will be closing in the United States leaving 12,000 full and part-time employees out of work!
Hands Free Phone Law!
Tom talks about the hands free phone law now in effect, and feels that this is another way for the government to worm their way into your pocket, and to continue to erode the rights you have. Do you agree or disagree?
Looking For Her Prince Charming!
A single woman is selling her home, with herself included! Is that supposed to be a bonus? For a small shipping fee of $500,000 she includes herself and a shot of winning her heart!
8 Reasons to Stay Single
The professor reads the eight reasons to stay single from assman.com. Of course, Tom feels that there are many more reasons that a man should not get married.
Happy Without Children
Tom Leykis talks about a column in News Week which shows scientific proof that people with children are less happy compared to people with no children.
Flash Friday - Part Four
Callers agree with Tom about this hot show on Telemundo, and say that the women on the show are hot hot hot! Also, Tom talks about what makes radio so special and why he doesn’t care about being on television.
Flash Friday - Part Three
Tom talks about his number one show to watch with more hot chicks then any other show, Hands Down!
Flash Friday - Part Two
Wide open telephones, anything goes as long as you're absolutely fascinating!
Flash Friday - Part One
Turn your headlights on to show that you’re a loyal listener. Your loyalty will be rewarded, the ladies who listen know if they see a guy with their headlights on their job is to reward the guys by flashing their knockers!
Leykis 101- Session One
Class is in session! Professor Tom teaches men how to get more tail for less money, just as important we teach women how men really think!
Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz Stop By!
Former reality show host from the hit show Fear Factor and currently the colorful commentary provider for the UFC on Spike is in the studio with pal comedian and actor Joey Diaz to chat it up with Tom!
Emotional Affairs
Tom talks about the fact that it is wrong to get married and then to secretly pin your emotions on somebody else!
Ads on Craig’s List
Leykis discuses the personals in Craig’s List which have hefty women wanting to be impregnated.
Hey Kobe!
Tom plays a tape of Shaq’s freestyle at a New York club where he picks on Kobe, just a little!
Damaged Goods!
Tom reads an article that says women use their youth to get what they want and once they spend it all they decide that they are ready to settle down, do you agree?
Flash Friday -Part One
Turn your headlights on to show that you’re a loyal listener. Your loyalty will be rewarded, the ladies who listen know if they see a guy with their headlights on their job is to reward the guys by flashing their knockers!
Leykis 101 Special Edition!
Professor Tom helps all the gays and lesbians with any questions, especially the people who are trying to avoid getting married!
First Ladies!
What difference does it make who a presidential candidate is married to?
The Funny D.L. Hughley!
Comedian D.L. Hughley joins Tom in the studio to talk about wine food, and more wine!
Choreplay!
Tom wants to know if you agree with having to do chores in order to score.
Are You In The Poorhouse?
Are you married to someone who is a shopaholic and doesn’t take no for an answer, no matter what you say they just keep spending!
Zero Tolerance Policy
Have you ever been with a women who thinks that you don’t want people to know you’re together, and has to make it a point to everyone that you are a couple!
Divorce vs. Unwed Child Bearing
Do you think the government should start charging people who have more kids, Tom wants to know?
Why Are People Having Fewer Kids?
Tom reads an article that states; the more educated women are, the fewer children they tend to have.
